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Okay, so here are a few qualifying statements since there are always nitpickers (starting with Aaron, who gave me shit for slinging mud at the fellowship and sent me the following all-caps message on Discord when he read the script:
OK SMARTY PANTS, JUST SO YOU KNOW, IN THE BOOK, SAM WEPT OVER LEAVING BILL, THEY COULDN'T TAKE BILL THROUGH THE MINES BECAUSE THE MINES WERE DIFFICULT TERRAIN AS WELL AS A CONFINED SPACE WHICH WOULD HAVE MADE BILL UPSET AND EVEN IF THEY HAD, BILL WOULD HAVE LITERALLY BEEN CHARRED TO DUST BY THE BALROG SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR NERD PETULENCE, CARRY IT FOR LITERALLY AN ENTIRE YEAR AROUND THE ENTIRE WORLD, SCAR YOUR MEMORIES WITH FIRE, AND WAR, AND MAGGOTY ORC FLESH AND THROW IT THE FUCK INTO THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM.
Note: this is a pretty normal Aaron message to receive.
Okay, so yes, I may have glossed over some details, but the facts remain:
/END RANT